Dear Mr. President, Senate and House of Representatives:
I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure Mexican authorities can handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Oh, and please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easyaccess to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't planto purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memofrom their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to beextremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain might we place on their economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you for your kind help.
I'm planning to move my family and extended family (18-20 mouths) into Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I'm sure Mexican authorities can handle those things the same way you do here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way over?
Oh, and please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. All Mexico government forms need to also be printed in English.
4. I want my kids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Schools need to include classes on American culture and history.
6. I want my kids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my kids at school for both breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easyaccess to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico, but, I don't planto purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memofrom their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer.
11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U.S. flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes,or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to beextremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or about the strain might we place on their economy.
I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things for all his people who come to the U.S. From Mexico. I am sure that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him nicely.
Thank you for your kind help.
Joe Six Pack...
P.S. I voted for you.
Hola, Gato angora, How was the fishing trip? How did it go? Did you catch any? Thank you for your comment, I'm glad you have tired quesadillas, besides Mc Donalds, Burger King, Pizza Hut, etc. Of course we will have semita for you to try. BTW your blog,,,how peculiar!
ReplyDeleteYup... I caught lots and lots of fish. Walleyes, Northerns and some big Muuskie. But most of the time I practice "catch and release" that way the lakes keep well stocked.
ReplyDeleteMy Blog "peculiar"... Mmmmm you mean you don't like it or don't agree with most of it?
Take care now... and keep the semita warm. Your purring gato de angora that likes to be scratched on the tummy.